“I’m an expert” he said!

“I’m quite an expert” he said, jumping on top of the door

“hang around a bit longer” he said, and I’ll show you how I get down to the floor

I sat and waited a while, to see what he had up his sleeve

he was clearly in no hurry, that’s when I decided to leave

down he came missing his target and landing with a mighty crash

slap-bang into my laptop, and in the process it did smash

Expert